Put 60 Seconds on the Clock

Well, it’s been entirely too long faithful readers. I’m sorry that you’ve been without me.

OU’s Halloween was last night and frankly I was kind of disappointed with the lack of creativeness by the drunkards wandering around Court Street. There were entirely too many Waldo’s from Where’s Waldo and Quailman from Doug.

There were a few good ones, cardboard Optimus Prime to name one. I also didn’t go through Court Street that much, so I may have missed some creative costumes.

Comedy Show this weekend Nov 2/3 at Mitchell Auditorium. 8pm. $2. Good stuff. I have two skits in the show, so that’s exciting. Considering I don’t tend to write too much.

I’m going to do stand-up one of these days and probably get horribly made fun of, but oh well.

I like how my professor indirectly encourage alcohol consumption. First off its Poli Sci 101, however, I shall steer away from the fact that I am a senior and am in a freshman class. But after our midterm she said we could have a day off and she recommend the monday after halloween. Now nowhere did she say go drink during halloween, but its obvious that’s what she was implying. Why else would you recommend having a day off after that weekend? So you can recover. Frankly, if she didn’t have it at 10am and it wasn’t boring then I don’t think you need to have a day off.

Kirk Fogg says, put 60 seconds on the clock! On your mark, get set, GO!

Good morrow readers.

30-5

Being the nerd that I am, I just finished a rousing game of Mario Baseball. If anyone has played it (or at least heard of it) props to you. I was playing with my roommate, one half of the Mikes. For some reason I obliterated him. I’m pretty good at the game but I really didn’t expect 30-5 with 42 hits (6 homeruns). That’s surreal in the Mario Baseball world.

Anthropomorphic. Is a new word I learned today, it pretty much stands for: “animals with human characteristics.” I found this really entertaining, because I like long goofy words but when it describes my music, that’s pretty swell.

So here’s something that happened while writing this here blog, granted I can take credit for this word, but I feel its my duty to post it here. Seymour came up with a new suffix to Bro (as in, brohan, broseph, etc) and here it is:

 Brobot.

Now that’s classy.

I am going to pose a weekly question to y’all that you can either think about or comment with your response.

Do you put butter on your saltine crackers? peanut butter on them?
I use peanut butter, I haven’t tried just regular butter though, but it do sounds intriguing.

Well, good morrow.

Bad Puns

Ok, so the title of this blog is bad puns. I actually won’t be telling bad puns, since frankly I’m not very good at pun telling. Especially since the title of the blog is a bad pun. (The Kevolution, yeah, I’m real cool) I feel I should steer clear from them.

The real purpose of this here blog is to be a humorous outlet or for other ramblings that at least I find funny. So there will be a different approach to this blog compared to, say, my website, which is a blog/personal portfolio about my life. So this is related to Comedy for the Masses, a group at Ohio University that performs sketch and stand-up comedy. We are attempting to make our website a little more interesting and entertaining, so a few members (including yours truly) have decided to blog about things.

I guess tomorrow is Hug Day? Apparently that’s the latest group/event to sweep facebook these days. I kind of want to just go to random people and hug them, just to see their reaction and to see if they would reciprocate with a hug themselves. Can you imagine a stranger walking up to you and hugging you? I know I’m baffled at the idea of that happening, but I think I want it to happen. I hope it happens so I can catch someone off guard. That to me would be entertaining.

So I pose a question: Would you take a random hug from a stranger? Check yes, no, or maybe so.
[ ] - yes
[ ] - no
[ ] - maybe so

Good Morrow.